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Add a touch of humor to your entryway with this stylish welcome mat, perfect for anyone with a killer Dachshund! This funny doormat features the words, "Chances of Getting Your Ass Kicked by a Dachshund are Slim...But Never Zero" and makes a great housewarming, birthday or Christmas gift for Dachshund moms and dads.
Our Welcome Mats are made of natural coir fibers, a quickly renewable resource that comes from the outer layer of coconut husks. For best results, keep in a covered area away from the elements, a covered front porch is perfect! Repeated exposure to moisture will cause the natural coir to darken and frizz, which could distort the design.
Your welcome mat will arrived rolled up and secured in a large poly mailer or wrapped in plastic. Unroll your doormat, remove the tape and lay flat. Any remaining curl caused by rolling the mat for shipping will fade after 24 hours.
- Available in four sizes. All sizes are shown in inches.
- Professionally printed with fade-resistant UV dyes.
- Sturdy Golden Coir Bristle Top
- Durable PVC Bottom.
- Layering rugs shown in the pictures are not included.
- Highly durable, easy to maintain material.
- Indoor or outdoor use.
- For best results keep in a covered area away from the elements.
- Some shedding is normal. Simply shake or vacuum to remove excess coir fibers.
- Designed and printed in the USA
- Ready to ship in 8 business days or less.
Colors may vary slightly due to monitor or phone screen settings. We use several professional printers and engravers to add our designs to a variety of unique and fun products. Because of this, if you order more than one item they may ship separately.